Is what your wife is, Mr. E. Smith.
I hope you’re reading this, and if you happen to weep – so be it.
It is now FACT that this is the proper way to deal with an asparagus, so no more mocking your wife and mother-in-law for peeling the stalks.
Because so does Mr. Jean Georges.
BEHOLD!
Photographic proof! The stalk has, most definitely, been peeled.
And may I add that it was the best asparagus I have EVER tasted.
Peel on, Neylan. PEEL ON, I say!
P.S. By the way, thanks for letting your wife spend the monitary equivalent of a weeks worth of groceries on me… no hard feelings okay?